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Its Valentines Day!

"Give me one rose, please?" An old man said to the flower vendor who was selling flowers at a bus stop. His day was quite busy today as usual but with Valentine's Day round the corner, the business was on a high. All the hype created by the so-called moral police for going Anti-Valentine had in fact boosted the people to greet their respective valentines, and this in turn was beneficial for the flower vendors around Delhi. He called again to the flower vendor as he was quite busy listening to the huge crowd that has gathered in his shop. He shouted to him, "Give me just one flower, dammit!" Every one stopped doing whatever they were doing, and turned around, only to see an old man asking for just one rose. Some of them laughed at hearing this and some of them were surprised at this. At this, the flower vendor smiled and asked, "Who is it you want to give this rose to at this age, Uncleji? Are you thinking to marry again or what?" "That's none ...

Its Tuesday!

“Slow it down, honey!” She said to Akshay. Akshay was driving fast, with the speed of 100 miles per hour. He was running late to office, and had to drop his wife, Neha the nursing home as she worked over there. She repeatedly told him to slow it down. But he did not listen her, and kept on driving fast; fast as wild. He drove past many vehicles in a flash of a second, and his wife kept praying to herself. Akshay smiled at her worry looking face, and put his hand on her cheek, and said, “Don’t worry, sweetheart! Everything’s going to be all right!” At this, she replied, “Yeah! Do not pretend to be “the Akshay Kumar” because you are not.” He laughed at this, and started to kiss on her cheeks that suddenly his wife asked him to stop as a monkey came in front of their car. He tried to put brakes but before he could do it, it was too late. The monkey had already come under the car, but Akshay kept on driving continuously, and didn’t stop. After few minutes, Akshay heard her weeping. He aske...