Its Valentines Day!
"Give me one rose, please?" An old man said to the flower vendor who was selling flowers at a bus stop. His day was quite busy today as usual but with Valentine's Day round the corner, the business was on a high. All the hype created by the so-called moral police for going Anti-Valentine had in fact boosted the people to greet their respective valentines, and this in turn was beneficial for the flower vendors around Delhi. He called again to the flower vendor as he was quite busy listening to the huge crowd that has gathered in his shop. He shouted to him, "Give me just one flower, dammit!" Every one stopped doing whatever they were doing, and turned around, only to see an old man asking for just one rose. Some of them laughed at hearing this and some of them were surprised at this. At this, the flower vendor smiled and asked, "Who is it you want to give this rose to at this age, Uncleji? Are you thinking to marry again or what?" "That's none